Perhaps sometimes I do express my disappointment on our degree holder colleagues in the company and to be specific in my department. I guess these jokes are really nice :))
1st
There was a degree holder walking into a company's lobby for a walk-in-interview. There were few other people there as well. So after a brief interview with the HR guy there, the degree holder was given a broom to his surprise.
"But I have a degree" He protest
"Ahh... I almost forgot." Replied the HR guy and took the broom from the degree holder's hand. "Okay, this is how we use the broom."
2nd. (Okay this one is taken from Reader's Digest April 07- Laughter is the best medicine)
"What starting salary are you looking for?" The HOD of human resources asks the newly graduated engineer at the end of the job interview.
Going for it, the guy says "Well, sir, I was thinking about $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
"OK," The HR Director says.
"How about five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental benefits, a big office and a Porsche for your company car?"
The degree holder gasps and says "Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah," The Director replied.
"But you started it."
That sums up everything eh? Keh keh keh
Comments
so, where's my broom ? :)
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