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Sunday, May 25, 2008, posted by kei

Sila rujuk posting Bahan Lawak 2.

Penggangur UITM sebenarnya usahawan

Shah Alam -Seorang bekas pelajar Universiti Tekknkologi Mara (UiTM) mendedahkan Mohd Shaid Rosli yang membuat dua laporan polis terhadap kerajaan Pakaran Rakyat (PR) di Selangor mempunyai kepentingan sendiri, malah bukan penggangur seperti yang didakwa sebelum ini.
Beliau yang tidak mahu iddentitinya dikenali dan mengakui mengenali rapat Mohd Shaid berkata graduan UiTM itu sebenarnya seorang usahawan yang berjaya dan mempunyai perniagaan sendiri di bandaraya ini.
"Saya syak dia dipergunakan oleh pihak tertentu yang mungkin bermotifkan politik untuk membuat laporan tersebut
"Kami tidak tahu mengapa dia mendakwa dirinya penganggur, sedangkan dia mempunyai perniagaan enterprise dan dalam usaha membina syarikat Sendirian Berhad," katanya
Mohd Shaid sebelum ini menbuat dua laporan polis mendakwa kerajaan campuran Selangor memungkiri janji berhubung penghapusan cukai pintu untuk rakyat negeri itu dan pemberian insentif RM1,000 kepada anak Selangor memungkiri janji berhubung penghapusan cukai pintu untuk rakyat negeri itu dan pemberian insentif RM1,000 kepada anak Selangor yang berjaya memasuki Institusi Pengajian Tinggi (IPT)
Beliau turut membuat laporan kepada Suruhanjaya Hak Asasi Manusia (Suhakam) terhadap Kerajaan Selangor selepas mendapati kerajaan campuran Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) DAP dan PAS, gagal menunaikan janji manifesto pakatan parti-parti itu pada pilihanraya umum lalu.
Rakannya itu turut mendakwa, selain memiliki perniagaan yang semakin berkembang maju, Mohd Shaid juga memiliki sebuah kereta mewah dan aktif dalam sebuah pertubuhan politik.
"Dia seorang majikan yang baik dan tegas serta amat mengambil berat tentang kebajikan pekerja
"Selain daripada kedai ini, satu lagi kedai yang dimilikinya ialah di UiTM Shah Alam," kata salah seorang pekerjanya ketika Sinar Harian membuat tinjauan di premis perniagaan milik lelaki tersebut di Seksyen 7 di sini.

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Erection in Malaysia

Friday, February 15, 2008, posted by kei

Old but....

Transcript of Malaysia's Information Minister's interview with Al Jazeera News on the Bersih Protest.

Minister: I commend yo-yo-your journalists trying to project... to exaggerate more than what actually happened. That-that-that-that's it. We are not the-the and I-I congratulate your journalists behaving like an actor, that-that's it...

Reporter: As you say that, sir, we're watching scenes of protesters being sprayed by chemical-filled water!

Minister: YA! I am watching! I'm here! You've been trying... trying to do it this - to do this everywhere but in Malaysia people are allowed to, you know? We know our police head our colleague... Police have whatever allowed the procession to go to the Istana Negara, you know? Do police, first police, like, they handle them, they attack them, they... the police don't, don't, don't fire anybody?

Reporter: Our correspondent came back to the office, sir, with chemicals in his eyes!

Minister: You-you-you-you are here with the idea, you are trying to project, what is your mind! You think that we Pakistan, we are Burma, we are Myanmar. Everything you-you are thinking! WE ARE DIFFERENT! We are totally different!

Reporter: Well unfortunately when you refuse to let people protest, it does appear so.

Minister: Ya ya we are not like you! You-you have earlier perception, you come here, you want to project us like undemocratic country. This a democratic country!

Reporter: So why can't people protest then, if it's a democratic country?

Minister: YES, PEOPLE PROTEST! People do-do... of course they protest. We are allowing them protest, and they have demonstrated. But we just trying to disperse them, and then later they-they-they don't wanna disperse, but later our police compromise. They have compromised and allowed them to proceed to Istana Negara! Police, our police have succeeded in handling them gently, right? Why do you report that? You take the opposition, someone from opposition party you ask him to speak. You don't take from the government, right?

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests...

Minister: Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

Minister: I can't hear you! I can't hear you!

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

Minister: No we-we are! We... this protest is illegal! We don't want..this... the... NORMALLY...

Reporter: OK, so let me return to my former question. Why is this protest illegal?

Minister: YA! It's a illegal protest because we have the erection in Malaysia. It's no-no point on having a protest! We are allowing to every erection... every five years never fail! We are not our like, like Myanmar, not like other country. And, and you are helping this. You Al-Jazeera also is helping this, this forces. The, you know, these forces who are not in passion, who don't believe in democracy!

Reporter: Alright, many thanks for joining us.

Minister: I don't, ya, you, Al-Jazeera, this is, is Al-Jazeera attitude. Right?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpYZ4IGenY

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Terfakap Lagi

Monday, November 12, 2007, posted by kei

Ramai sungguh terfakap seminggu dua ni.

Masuk ni dah kali ke 3? terfakap, mungkin akan terfakap/difakap lagi pada masa hadapan.



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Kefakapan Dan Bahan Gelak

Kefakapan

Sedikit petikan dari berita bernama yang di copypasta dari utusan meloya.

Pembangkang heret raja-raja ke kancah politik - PM

PENAMPANG 11 Nov. - Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi menyifatkan tindakan pembangkang menyerahkan memorandum berhubung dengan beberapa tuntutan mengenai proses pilihan raya di Malaysia kepada Istana Negara sebagai cubaan mengheret institusi raja terutama Yang di-Pertuan Agong ke dalam kancah politik.


Ok, sekarang kita tengok tuntutan BERSIH di bawah.



Ada ke patut dengan tuntutan yang semacam di atas di katakan sebagai cubaan mengheret institusi raja terutama Yang di-Pertuan Agong ke dalam kancah politik?

Sumber : Utusan Meloya

Bahan Gelak

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THIS IS MALAYSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Friday, November 09, 2007, posted by kei

MSC MALAYSIA Bill of Guarantees
As part of its commitment to ensure the success of MSC Malaysia Status companies, the Malaysian Government promises to fulfill the following Bill of Guarantees:


1. Provide a world-class physical and information infrastructure.

2. Allow unrestricted employment of local and foreign knowledge workers.

3. Ensure freedom of ownership by exempting companies with MSC Malaysia Status from local ownership requirements.

4. Give the freedom to source capital globally for MSC Malaysia infrastructure, and the right to borrow funds globally.

5. Provide competitive financial incentives, including no income tax for up to 10 years or an investment tax allowance, and no duties on import of multimedia equipment.

6. Become a regional leader in intellectual property protection and cyberlaws.

7. Ensure no Internet censorship.

8. Provide globally competitive telecommunications tariffs.

9. Tender key MSC Malaysia infrastructure contracts to leading companies willing to use the MSC Malaysia as their regional hub.

10. Provide an effective one-stop agency – the Multimedia Development.


In other news

11 sites shut down by MCMC

KUALA LUMPUR: A total of 11 websites, including those created by bloggers, have been shut down by the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC) this year for contravening rules and regulations concerning the publication of information on the Internet.

Energy, Water and Communications Deputy Minister Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor said two cases have also been brought to the Attorney-General's Chambers for action.

He added the Government could take action under Section 211 and 233 of the Communications and Multimedia Act 1998 against owners, operators or writers of websites who misused the Internet to spread slanderous comments, insulting the country's leaders, religious sensitivities and race.

Those who broke the law could be slapped with a RM50,000 fine, one year's jail or both, he said.


source : the star online
MSC Malaysia : Bill of Guarantees

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