#fakap community speaks

1. Aminah Wahab's Story



2. A Poor Man's Tale



3. An Orang Asli's Story



4. A Tale of an Island Man Ostracised



5. The Tale of 3 Chinese



6. The Story of Nik Omar Nik Aziz



komen : fakap itu KERAjaan
sumber : m2day

Labels: corruption, fakap, government, najib, UMMO

w00t.. I would like to take this golden opportunity to extend my birthday wish to e-jat aka fenris who are celebrating his birthday yesterday.

His birthday coincides with blog fakap anniversary which was started on 15 May 2006. So its a double celebration guys. Hope that you all will enjoy reading this community blog. thank you.

Labels: anniversary, birthday, birthdays, celebration, fakap, fenris

Golden screenshot, server TV3 abis diskpace dek kerana upload banyak sangat Drama dan Rancangan TV.

Labels: DVD, fakap, fakaped, funny, humor, malaysia, MCMC, Terfakap, tv, tv3

Here are some suspicious photo taken from yesterday's Utusan newspaper. The newspaper should hire a more competent Photoshop artist ay?



Trust me I don't do this photoshopped photos myself. You can find the original page here -

Suruhanjaya ditubuh - Bagi kenal pasti, cadang nama calon hakim – Utusan Malaysia


ps : btw, why we are calling him by the name of his father?

Labels: badawi, fakap, funny, graphic, graphics, humor, malaysia, photoshop, pm, prime minister

Jom selak selak surat kabar hari ni,



Wow bagus rupanya Datuk Siti ni, memberi semangat dan perangsang kepada rakyat jelata supaya keluar mengundi. Tapi Datuk Siti mengundi di mana ya? Di KL ataupun di Pahang? Jom kita check..


Ini dia kad pengenalan Siti. w00t.. jom kita buh no KP dia kat Daftar Pengundi SPR





wtf? Datuk Siti Nurhaliza tak penah daftar mengundi? OMG!!!


Moral : Tak kira pangkat, rupa ataupun darjat. Kita ini serupa saja, kalau askar dalam utan pun boleh pi mengundi, ini apatah pula seorang Datuk yg tinggal di Kota Raya.Salam siaran terlebih dahulu.

Pos asal - Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin

Labels: bn, datuk k, fakap, malaysia, siti, siti nurhaliza, spr, umno

Tengah dok godek-godek pc aku tadi, terjumpa benda ni.

Labels: bn, election, fakap, government, kerajaan, malaysia, menteri

gambar gambar banjir, rumah kita naik air, barang barang naik harga. pak lah makin lebar senyum nya~

aku takleh nak upload gambar, google benci aku, so aku taruk link

Gambar satu
bengkel member aku naik air~

Gambar 2
projek haram majlis perbandaran temerloh, menggunakan duit haram, jgn ikuti perangai mereka, nanti kamu dapat anak haram

Gambar Three
satu lagi projek bangang majlis perbandaran temerloh, memang bangang, tiap tiap tahun jadi mcm ni dan tiap tiap tahun dia buat baghal macam ni, bab nak kompoun keta org, mmg laju, lepas tu, duit jadi haram, lepas tu projek semua tenggelam.

sekian dari uncle tapa, secara langsung dari tapak kejadian.
lets fakap and roll

Labels: banjir, fakap, haram, temerloh

Fancy Google Logo anyone?

Labels: fakap, funny, google, internet, search engine

Kefakapan

Sedikit petikan dari berita bernama yang di copypasta dari utusan meloya.

Pembangkang heret raja-raja ke kancah politik - PM

PENAMPANG 11 Nov. - Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi menyifatkan tindakan pembangkang menyerahkan memorandum berhubung dengan beberapa tuntutan mengenai proses pilihan raya di Malaysia kepada Istana Negara sebagai cubaan mengheret institusi raja terutama Yang di-Pertuan Agong ke dalam kancah politik.

Ok, sekarang kita tengok tuntutan BERSIH di bawah.

Ada ke patut dengan tuntutan yang semacam di atas di katakan sebagai cubaan mengheret institusi raja terutama Yang di-Pertuan Agong ke dalam kancah politik?

Sumber : Utusan Meloya

Bahan Gelak

Labels: bangang, bernama, bersih, beruk, Difakap, fail, fakap, lulz, pembangkang, polis kata jangan, Politik, saya pantang dicabar, Terfakap, utusan, utusan meloya

MSC MALAYSIA Bill of Guarantees
As part of its commitment to ensure the success of MSC Malaysia Status companies, the Malaysian Government promises to fulfill the following Bill of Guarantees:


1. Provide a world-class physical and information infrastructure.

2. Allow unrestricted employment of local and foreign knowledge workers.

3. Ensure freedom of ownership by exempting companies with MSC Malaysia Status from local ownership requirements.

4. Give the freedom to source capital globally for MSC Malaysia infrastructure, and the right to borrow funds globally.

5. Provide competitive financial incentives, including no income tax for up to 10 years or an investment tax allowance, and no duties on import of multimedia equipment.

6. Become a regional leader in intellectual property protection and cyberlaws.

7. Ensure no Internet censorship.

8. Provide globally competitive telecommunications tariffs.

9. Tender key MSC Malaysia infrastructure contracts to leading companies willing to use the MSC Malaysia as their regional hub.

10. Provide an effective one-stop agency – the Multimedia Development.

In other news

11 sites shut down by MCMC

KUALA LUMPUR: A total of 11 websites, including those created by bloggers, have been shut down by the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC) this year for contravening rules and regulations concerning the publication of information on the Internet.

Energy, Water and Communications Deputy Minister Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor said two cases have also been brought to the Attorney-General's Chambers for action.

He added the Government could take action under Section 211 and 233 of the Communications and Multimedia Act 1998 against owners, operators or writers of websites who misused the Internet to spread slanderous comments, insulting the country's leaders, religious sensitivities and race.

Those who broke the law could be slapped with a RM50,000 fine, one year's jail or both, he said.

source : the star online
MSC Malaysia : Bill of Guarantees

Labels: blocked, blog, fail, fakap, lulz, MCMC, MSC Malaysia

gambar di atas menunjukkan carta pai bagi penggunaan internet di asia. juga disertakan bersama sama dengan carta pai itu adalah jadual pembahagian penggunaan internet di setiap negara di asia. lihat malaysia. hampir 50%. tapi, bagaimana dengan kualitinya ? macam tahi bukan ?

tepuk cpu, tanya diri sendiri.

sekian laporan tapa dari berita informasi fakap.

sumber

Labels: fakap, internet, karut, malaysia

I am proud to announce that blog fakap has turned one! The first post of this blog was published on 12 May 2006 and since then, blog fakap has been updated continuously to feature our thoughts about fakaping things that happened around us.




May blog fakap continues to serve the interest of #fakap community, now, then and forever!

Where can I reach #fakap ?
You can reach us on irc.webchat.org or irc.fakap.net. Please note that we tend to voice our minds freely on irc , please do not join #fakap if you are an easily offended person.

Also note that, we are not a crack3rz/hax0r/phr3ak|ng/c4rd1ng community, please refrain from asking for software cracks,web exploit and any script kiddie related stuff.

and finally - fakap all those nonsense!!

Labels: community, fakap, fakap announcement, irc

This is a photo of a seemingly delicious plate prepared by a master cook. It look like a dish that you would settle your empty stomach on a dinner table. But is it really made of chicken?

Let's take a look on the process of making the dish :

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Have you changed your mind?

Labels: chicken, cuisine, delicious, dinner, dish, fakap, food, funny

Most of us probably have heard about free and open source license like BSD License, GNU General Public License, and Mozilla Public License which grants you freedom to use redistribute covered applications.

But have you heard about this particular open source license, namely the WTF Public License?

The WTF Public License
The What The Fuck Public License (WTFPL) is the simplest free software license that you can apply to your work. As a user, the WTFPL grants you the right to copy,modify and redistribute covered works for whatever reason you see fit, or basically "do wtf you want to do with the works".

WTFPL is flexible and applicable to various form of work such as books, software, documentation, graphics,music and etc. To apply WTFPL to your work, simply state that your product is licensed under the WTFPL and include this piece of text in your product documentation.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar
  14 rue de Plaisance, 75014 Paris, France
 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. 

Easy isn't it? Please visit The WTF Public License website for more information about it.


ps: #fakap community fully support WTFPL. Unless stated otherwise, all of our blog posts are licensed under the WTF Public License Version 2.

- fakap all those nonsense!

Labels: fakap, fakap announcement, foss, license, open source, wtf

We really hit the bloggers block this time, sorry for the sparsest post for this month, we promise to get back to you as soon as possible.



- bloggers block

Labels: fakap, fakap announcement

That's an easy question,

#fakap is located in irc.fakap.net

a word of warning, although most of #fakap residents does not employ a holier-than-thou attitude, all of them will definitely turned off by 'cocky' script-kiddish attitude displayed by one-shot newcomer from time-to-time.

We're friendly by-the-way :p

Labels: fakap, irc, malaysia