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Funny huh? I think I should keep all my taik idung and bottled it for sale then. Gud for health, nyam nyam!

Labels: funny, humor, humour, joke, news, odd

Golden screenshot, server TV3 abis diskpace dek kerana upload banyak sangat Drama dan Rancangan TV.

Labels: DVD, fakap, fakaped, funny, humor, malaysia, MCMC, Terfakap, tv, tv3

Here are some suspicious photo taken from yesterday's Utusan newspaper. The newspaper should hire a more competent Photoshop artist ay?



Trust me I don't do this photoshopped photos myself. You can find the original page here -

Suruhanjaya ditubuh - Bagi kenal pasti, cadang nama calon hakim – Utusan Malaysia


ps : btw, why we are calling him by the name of his father?

Labels: badawi, fakap, funny, graphic, graphics, humor, malaysia, photoshop, pm, prime minister

Fancy Google Logo anyone?

Labels: fakap, funny, google, internet, search engine

i, dedicate this song to those of you who feels sorry for yourself for your very own reason which i believe that you know.



press the button to listen

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Labels: chicken, funny, song, tak untung

A very funny notice from Durham University



Have you ever get this notice from your own university?

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Labels: funny, masturbate, men, sex, sexual

This is a photo of a seemingly delicious plate prepared by a master cook. It look like a dish that you would settle your empty stomach on a dinner table. But is it really made of chicken?

Let's take a look on the process of making the dish :

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Have you changed your mind?

Labels: chicken, cuisine, delicious, dinner, dish, fakap, food, funny

I read the post last nite, concerning the possibility of Malaysian bloggers hosted locally might be asked to register with the Ministry of Energy, Water and Communications.

He said the step has to be taken because there were about 50,000 websites registered under the .my suffix and there were a lot of avenues for anyone to host websites with malicious content which could harm the country's security.

However the idea was looked down upon certain people such as Jeff Ooi, Marina Mahathir and Ahirudin Attan as it would make Malaysia look ridiculous in the eyes of the world, and it would encourage Malaysian to host their website overseas.

p/s: I wonder how they are going to monitor all those registered website at once?

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Labels: blog, funny, lame, malaysia, malaysian

I found this link about one so called "Jutawan MLM" from BicaraJutawan Forum.

Apparently he thinks that he's so smart ass about the way people pronounce the Internet TLD. Look carefully at what he wrote :

Saya pernah menghantar e-mel kepada TV3 lima tahun lepas. Sebelum ini pengacara TV3 suka sebut .my sebagai .mai -- sedangkan ia tak boleh disebut begitu. Ia mesti kekal disebut .my (dot emwai) kerana ia sambungan untuk negara. Kalau Malaysia boleh sebut dot mai, bagaimana pula dengan Singapura yang diletakkan sebagai .sg? Takkan nak sebut "dot seg"? Nampaknya sekarang sudah tak ada pengacara TV3 yang menyebut sebagai "dot mai" lagi. Hanya penulis skrip bahlul atau memang tak tahu apa benda dan fungsinya akan main-main dengannya -- misalnya menjadi tajuk drama biul mereka.

Following his 'pronunciation' scheme we have to pronounce :
usm.my - you-es-em dot emwai
utm.my - you-tee-em dot emwai

Nice isn't it? ok let's go forward
ping.sg - ping dot es-gee
prabu.us - prabu dot you-es

so far so good, but wonder how does he pronounce :
yahoo.com - yahoo dot see-ooh-em ?
google.com - google dot see-ooh-em ?
ukhwah.com - ukhwah dot see-ooh-em ?

I'm sure he sounds silly pronouncing those domain that way, but what can stop me from making himself sounds like an idiot?

Is he for real? Does he really pronounce ukhwah.com as Ukhwah dot c-o-m instead of dot kom ?

Get your facts right, lest you'll be the laughing stock of the internet itself :p
http://kiss.my/ass/

p/s: I'm sure he doesn't get what that last url means

Labels: funny, humor, lame, malaysia, mlm