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Hari ini tanggal 30 Mei 2007 adalah hari bersejarah kerana kes Lina Joy (yang keluar dari Islam) akan diputuskan hari ini di Mahkamah Sivil. Debaran menanti keputusan yang akan diberikan oleh hakim-hakim yang mengendalikan kes berprofil tinggi ini kerana ia merupakan kes pertama seumpamanya yang dibicarakan di Malaysia.

Walau bagaimanapun keputusannya, whoever wins, Malaysian muslim looses.

Lina Joy wins
everybody is free to convert out from islam after they are caught violating islamic law.

Lina Joy Looses
Then we will probably be surrounded by people who has their ID card written off as 'Islam' but they are not a real muslim. Murtad cases will be everywhere but all will not reported until the 'Islam' name in their ID card will remain just a name, somewhat an undesirable state.



Whoever Lina Joy is, I hope she would just turn back to where she belongs, wherever that is.

Labels: lina joy, malaysia

i, dedicate this song to those of you who feels sorry for yourself for your very own reason which i believe that you know.



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Labels: chicken, funny, song, tak untung

I am proud to announce that blog fakap has turned one! The first post of this blog was published on 12 May 2006 and since then, blog fakap has been updated continuously to feature our thoughts about fakaping things that happened around us.




May blog fakap continues to serve the interest of #fakap community, now, then and forever!

Where can I reach #fakap ?
You can reach us on irc.webchat.org or irc.fakap.net. Please note that we tend to voice our minds freely on irc , please do not join #fakap if you are an easily offended person.

Also note that, we are not a crack3rz/hax0r/phr3ak|ng/c4rd1ng community, please refrain from asking for software cracks,web exploit and any script kiddie related stuff.

and finally - fakap all those nonsense!!

Labels: community, fakap, fakap announcement, irc

Pelbagai hikmah dan tafsiran yang boleh diandaikan di sebalik jari anda yang lima. Cuba perhatikan perlahan-lahan jari anda. Luruskan ia ke hadapan dalam keadaan terbuka. Renung dalam-dalam. Kewajipan solat lima waktu jangan diabaikan. Kemudian lekapkan jari itu di atas meja, perhatikan.

Bermula daripada jari kelingking yang kecil dan kerdil, seperti manusia dan apa sahaja akan bermula daripada kecil kemudian besar dan terus membesar. Itulah fitrah insan dan alam seluruhnya. Apa sahaja yang dilakukan mesti bermula daripada kecil. Bak kata pepatah "melentur buluh biarlah daripada rebungnya". Kegagalan mendidik di usia ini akan memberi kesan yang besar pada masa hadapan.


Naikkan kepada jari kedua, jari manis namanya. Begitu juga dengan usia remaja. Manisnya seperti jari yang comel mulus ini. Apatah lagi kiranya disarungkan dengan sebentuk cincin bertatahkan berlian, bangga tak terkira. Pada ketika ini, alam remaja menjengah diri. Awas!! Di usia ini sentiasa dibelenggu dengan pelbagai cabaran dan dugaan. Hanya iman dan taqwa menunjuk jalan kebenaran. Pada usia ini, anda sudah baligh dan mukalaf. Pastinya sudah dipertanggungjawabkan segala amalan di hadapan Rabbul Jalil.

Naik kepada jari ketiga. Jari yang paling tinggi, jari hantu namanya. Zaman remaja ditinggalkan. Alam dewasa kian menjengah. Di peringkat umur 30-an ini, seorang itu telah mempunyai status dan identiti dengan ekonomi yang kukuh serta kerjaya yang teguh. Namun, anda mesti berhati-hati kerana di kala ini, banyak "hantu-hantu pengacau" yang datang menggoda. Hantu hasad dengki, hantu ego, hantu tamak, hantu iri hati dan seribu macam hantu lagi. Kalau gagal mengawal emosi lantas terus masuk ke jerangkap nafsu dan syaitan. Jesteru itu, amal ibadat mesti dilipatgandakan.

Kita beralih kepada jari telunjuk. Jari inilah yang mengungkap satu dan esanya Allah s.w.t ketika solat. Genggamkan kesemua jari dan keluarkan jari ini. Gagahnya ia sebagai penunjuk arah, menjadi contoh dan tauladan. Manusia yang berada di tahap usia ini, hendaklah tampil sebagai model kepada generasi baru dan pembimbing yang kaya dengan idea bernas dan minda yang hebat.

Akhir sekali, renung ibu jari. Ianya besar dan pendek tetapi menunjukkan kematangan dan kehebatan yang membanggakan. Tugasnya membenarkan sesuatu dan mentafsirkan pelbagai perkara. Bak kata orang Jawa "cap jempol" atau cap jari. Kalau dia ada, semua urusan berjalan lancar. Buat generasi muda, rujuk dahulu kepada orang tua atau yang berpengalaman. Sekiranya petunjuk mereka dan patuhi, nescaya anda boleh berkata "good" atau "yes" sambil menggengam semua jari dan angkat ibu jari ke atas itulah rahsia kejayaan anda. Akhirul kalam, cuba lihat sekali lagi jari anda yang kelima-limanya itu Renung dan fikir dalam-dalam. Dimanakah anda sekarang?

A very funny notice from Durham University



Have you ever get this notice from your own university?

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Labels: funny, masturbate, men, sex, sexual

Perhaps sometimes I do express my disappointment on our degree holder colleagues in the company and to be specific in my department. I guess these jokes are really nice :))

1st

There was a degree holder walking into a company's lobby for a walk-in-interview. There were few other people there as well. So after a brief interview with the HR guy there, the degree holder was given a broom to his surprise.

"But I have a degree" He protest

"Ahh... I almost forgot." Replied the HR guy and took the broom from the degree holder's hand. "Okay, this is how we use the broom."


2nd. (Okay this one is taken from Reader's Digest April 07- Laughter is the best medicine)

"What starting salary are you looking for?" The HOD of human resources asks the newly graduated engineer at the end of the job interview.

Going for it, the guy says "Well, sir, I was thinking about $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

"OK," The HR Director says.
"How about five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental benefits, a big office and a Porsche for your company car?"

The degree holder gasps and says "Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yeah," The Director replied.
"But you started it."

That sums up everything eh? Keh keh keh

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The numbers has grown from a mere 400k results in Google results to almost double (900k) in just under 12 hours.

The numbers are everywhere, you can use your favorite search engine to find more about the numbers featured in this post :)

Labels: internet